Do I wear a sign that says "talk to me"?
I have this thing. I don't know what to call it, but people strangers seem to always feel compelled to carry on conversations with me. Not just chit chat like "oh, what a lovely top. Where did you get that?" Life conversations. I pretty much end up knowing way too much about strangers by the time I leave a store. I'm not complaining, I am usually just confused about why/how it happens. The latest was a very perplexing conversation in Walmart:
I have been commissioned to make quite a few baby items for pending births. While in Walmart contemplating the acrylic choices in front of me, a little old man walking down a main aisle asked if I was going to knit or something. So I answered him yes (I think part of my problem is that I am nice to these strangers that just come up to me...maybe I need to learn to be not so nice...). He said, "They do that a lot in Europe. You're not from Europe are you? Sprechen Sie Deustsch?" And almost automatically I answered, "Ja, ich verstehe Deutsch." Damn, that's immediately what I thought. So this little old man told me in German that he was from Slovakia, and then moved to Austria, and then to Germany. He switched to English to ask me if I have ever been to Alaska. Huh? "No, I have never been to Alaska," I answered. He continued, "I went from Germany to Illinois to Alaska to Arizona to Illinois to Long Island and back to Illinois. (Is it disturbing to anyone else that I remembered all that?) You should take a private tour of Alaska. I recommend it. It's so beautiful in July."
So, the little old man recommends a visit to Alaska. Sometimes I wonder if the universe it talking to me through these strangers. Perhaps it's time to look into a visit to Alaska...
























